About Yordy

I live on Earth, and I create art while I wait to experience what morons call “death”.

What’s the point of this?

I started this website because if my art is to be ignored, it might as well be in a place of my own.

Why Art?

Because I can.

What a dumb question.

Get in touch

If you’re willing to pay my price, I will deign to create something for you.

I charge a mandatory, but fully-refundable consultation fee on all projects.